Hypocrites

I hate I hate I hate Hypocrites.

If you are someone who forever has a bad attitude - do and behave like chibai and lanjiao, it’s not so bad. I mean, if you’re a bad cookie, then what to do, right? In fact, some kind and caring souls would even sympathise with you, like … they’ll analyse your jeans, ancestry, psycho background, whatever la and then try to understand why you are so-lidat.

BUT…

If you are the type who go around preaching Good Attitude, Teamwork, Cooperation and generally How-to-be-the-Best-Citizen-in-the-whole-universe and then do and behave entirely the opposite way, then you are a bloody H.Y.P.O.C.R.I.T.E

You know, those types who act holier-than-thou but actually are the biggest bitches and bastards around.

Lemme cerita you about the Queen Hypocrite that I know around here. Senior management summo…. kononnya la. Actually she knows shit about her jobscope or responsibilities la… but then, that’s another cerita, ok. Let’s not lose focus here.

She goes around telling people to behave, should have self-initiative, be proactive blah blah blah - u get the picture? Then, this is HOW SHE BEHAVES:

• Comes to work at any time she pleases
• Usually goes home early, before the official go-home time lah
• In between, disappear to snake temple ever so often
• Orders the office cleaners to wash her used crockery and make her drinks every day - standing instructions. Not even the president or CEO of the company does this, ok. We all wash our own cups and make our own drinks… except her.
• Demands special food for herself in any meeting/event - sometimes even those events that she’s not involved in… chibai or not?
• Treats her staff like slaves - must do personal errands for her eg take her shoes for repair, bring newspapers to her, buy her fave lunch from donno-where…mafullat
• Does not bother to be punctual at meetings (unless her boss is present in those meetings) and never bother to apologise for her tardiness - generally treating everybody else as inferior to her… tiu
• Blares her own trumpet for any small thing that she does - yeah, she only can do the small stupid things lah. Anything beyond simple typing of her emails (and that also full of mistakes), she asks her staff to do.

TNS KNN… the list can go on till timbuktoo & cum back… but I’m sure u generally get the idea now.

Does it surprise you that I tell u now that she’s the HR Manager?

What H.R?? Hoe-kau-lun Revolting - that suits her to a "T"!