Friday, August 22, 2008

Farking - Olympics-style

Everybody is so caught up with the Olympics since it started on 08-08-08. Even me lah. Eh, even if I tulan about a lot of things, I still watch Olympics also, you know. But I’m very selective about what to watch. Mahai… got so many O-channels on Astro, you think I have 24 eyes, can watch everything meh?! So I choose only the nice-nice ones to watch - those that show nice-nice bodies like Springboard Diving, Swimming, Gymnastics, Athletics, Basketball and of course Badminton lah (oni becos Malaysia had a teeny weeny bit of chance there, until the bugger kena bashed teruk-teruk by the cocky Lindai.

You will never catch me watching those ugly fat stunted farts in Weightlifting and the stupid Equestrians - those riders think they look so smart in their uppity costumes - wait until their horses fatt-lan-char and throw them off lah. Anyway, I can never get Equestrians lah… dunno how they score the farking points also… bahh, don’t waste my time.

Anyway, what I wanna tok about here is not so much about the games and events in Olympics lah. I wanna hilite here what I read in the papers the other day - about SEX in the Olympics! Yes, SEX… it happens there, but not as an event lah (eh, you no need to ask me which channel lah, ok!). In the Games Villages there where you have thousands and thousands superfit superhot bodies, hormones raging, fuelled by the intense competition and the just plain-grandeur of the Olympics, it is NO wonder that sex happens there 24/7 - or whenever they are free from their events lah.

And guess what - the organizers and everyone involved there know about this - and that’s why they have made available thousands of dozens of FREE CONDOMS there in the Games Villages. They oredi know one - sure everyone will fark everyone there (how can you don’t do Olympic-farking, rite or not??) - they just doing a kind service by giving them FOC condoms for safe sex. See, condom suppliers oso make big money during Olympics.

Imagine hohh - there are these countless condom dispensers there with the message: "Nahh - take this and go fark your brains out lah!"

4 comments:

Reanaclaire said...

if u dint post this, i forgot all about the capital S... so its free? really? i mean the condoms la...very considerate of the chinese to think of this too..

Queen Tulaan said...

Claire: Yes, it seems it is a common & regular practice of all Olympic Games, not only for this Beijing Games - to provide FOC condoms for the athletes! The organizers did this in all the previous Olympics!

hiongkongkiok said...

claire.. the sex also free lar! But i tot before mathc, kena puasa sex lar.. Thats for football matches lar. Horlanpik.. I go lundun next time to investigate. BTW, Leona singing wor!

Queen Tulaan said...

HKK: haiya, i thot it's very clear the sex is free, no? Hehe! Ya, u go lundun n get some foc condoms oso, ok! Ya, i know leona performing... but i dun like got tat stoopid beckham oso - he supposed to kick ball into the crowd wor - tiu, hope he can get tat right la.